the colleague who never fails to make me laugh when she speaks

she was my reporting officer last year. She has been teaching for 20 over years. Her English is powerful. She speaks well, and I am sure she writes well too. But she likes to entertain us too. So she speaks funny out of classrooms and meetings.

This is our sms exchange:

Me: Hi, is my composition package with you?

G; I is no haves. U findings it, cans is sharings me? Is tks 4 u :)

Me: Sure :) There is the accident, flooding and drowning ones already on the tray at the front of my table. Just take, make a copy and put it back k? :)

G: Is cans. I is tkg yoos 4 ur kindness :)

Me: Doesn't it take you very long to write and spell like that? So much time ah? Or already in your dictionary? G's sms dictionary.

G: Hanor hanor! It's all is theres mah. Just pluckings onelys mah. so easiness one. :D


Best hor? :)
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